I woke after thirteen hours of Nyquill induced sleep.😴😺👍
Well, I did it again. I orderd a Vicks two pack of Nyquill and Dayquill from Walmart to deal with the annual Thaanksgiving cold/flu, whatever. I received a text instructing me o have an ID ready to show at delivery. My normal dress around the house is boxer briefs and a T-shirt, so I thought it best to put on my jeans with my wallet in the pocket before the delivery arrived. My legs got twisted in the jeans legs so when I went to stand up I fell. I couldn't get back up so I pressed the button on the "help I've fallen and I can't get up" device the doctors at the VA clinic sent to me and three very nice EMTs showed up to get me up and off the floor. I hesitated at first, trying to get up on my own, but finally decided the $275 chage for a lift assist call to 911 was the way to go. All of this happened, of course, as pay back for the number of times I made fun of that commercial in the 1980s😾🙎♂️
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